Derek requested a picture of his baptism. Thinking I might find one here, I looked at this blog for the first time in several years. Now I'm trying to find the funny things I've shared on the family chat, now lost to time, since I should have put them here. It would be magical if I could get AI to find them for me.
"Who's Anne Frank? Is that the girl from Legally Blonde?" -Peter (2/23/26)
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Sister McCord: What are some reasons for taking pictures.
Norah: establishing alibies
She didn't even hesitate. (3/27/26)***
Eliza
: I need to be studying more science. I need to find something I'm interested in because then I learn about it.
Me: Yeah, like how when you were really little and you read that entire middle school astronomy textbook or the time you created your own botany catalog.
Eliza
: Or how I learned all about how x-rays work when I wanted to know how to sneak things into airports. (7/28/25)***
Eliza
: "Hey, Mom! I have a question that I've wondered about since I was little.
When you're dating, when do you tell the person you're a spy? Because it would be wrong to tell them after you're married, but you can't really just tell someone before they're married to you....
...the same thing also applies to serial killers, I guess....***
Peter:
Do you think I'll die sooner because I ate laundry detergent as a baby? Me: I think your life expectancy has more to do with eating well, exercising, and getting enough sleep.
Peter
: That's not what I asked. (10/18/20)***
Why Meg is still single: