Peter: Derek, give me the remote! You are a man of duty!

I think he means, "relieved of duty."

Derek: I don't know why, but when I grow up I just want to own a country.

(First of all, who says that? Only children of Dominte.)

Me: Just a country?
Derek:
Yah, Megan gets to rule the world.

(That's some sibling respect for ya.)

Peter is singing "Piggyback Rider!" (Paperback Writer.)

Peter: Is it okay if I have three Mitroclorian Pills? (We've temporarily been giving him a Melitonian to help get him in a better sleep schedule.)

Me: Um, yeah, you're not supposed to, but you'll be okay.

Peter: I had three, four, five, six. (Goes and gets bottle.) Can you hide this where I can't find it?

FYI: His estimate of how many he had can't be deemed as accurate, and I knew he wasn't in danger because Becca had previously eaten almost a whole bottle and the poison control center didn't seem concerned when Carrie called them.

More Peter

Peter has recently been whistling for me when he wants my attention, or he will say, "ding dong" like a door bell.

The other day I was telling Nathan I wanted to cut my hair short because it looked so bad and Peter said, "you're kidding me."

He also says, "what you said?"

When he's mad at me he says, "you're fired!"

More Peter

Peter showed Marian the Mario mustache he drew on himself.

Merian: Did you do that with Mom's permission?
Peter: I did it with a marker.

Peter loves Mario. Probably because Emma plays it with him. They go hopping around the house bouncing on Gumbas.

Peter

"Sit's" for it's
"Look, sit's Craft!" You mean Minecraft? "It's YOUR'S craft?!"

Peter wants to read Green Eggs and Ham everyday. But he calls it "Ham and Sam."

He loves having preschool together, and I do to.